All I Want for Christmas Are Your Two Front Teeth

by Tom Leins The barman at the Cock & Whistle is the least jolly-looking motherfucker I’ve ever seen wearing a Santa hat. I pay for my pint and back away, slowly — he is nursing a baseball bat …

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